I’m going to kill you and keep your corpse here!
Corporate Strategy

That’s actually the second time this week I’ve given someone a box of human hair
White Elephant party

Does anyone know where i can buy a fake fetus in the next 4 days?

I have 10 different instruments of death in this bag alone.

monkeys have been known to rip off human faces

The cleaning lady never dusts my skulls.

Toothpaste gets blood out of things..

Why is Beth’s body bag still here?

I have extra parts to throw in there.

be back in 15, walking monsters